Cup Day is a uniquely Australian celebration that seems increasingly about getting slaughtered on the drink.

Lord knows I’ve got no qualms about boozing, yet its appeal is always diminished when the amateurs are out in force peeing and vomiting in the street – that’s the women – while the blokes stalk around with a watermelon under each tattooed arm, aching for someone to hold their gaze too long.

In this respect, Cup Day is an awesome opportunity to get some work done and just stay out of the fray.


via The Cup – that’ll do me.

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